top TEN of living life in 2009

Number 10
> Life is sexually transmitted.
>
> Number 9
> Good health is merely the slowest possible rate
> at which one can die.
>
> Number 8
> Men have two emotions:
> Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
> an erection, make him a sandwich.
>
> Number 7
> Give a person a fish and you feed them for
> a day, teach a person to use the Internet
> and they won't bother you for weeks.
>
> Number 6
> Some people are like a Slinky...
> Not really good for anything, but you
> still can't help but smile
> when you shove them down the stairs.
>
> Number 5
> Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
> lying in hospitals dying of nothing..
>
> Number 4
> All of us co uld take a lesson from the weather.
> It pays no attention to Criticism.
>
> Number 3
> Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
> and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
>
> Number 2
> In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
> Now the world is Weird and people take
> Prozac to make it normal.
>
> And The Number 1 Thought For 2009 :
> " Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers
> What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"