honey, my grand auntie din come today...how?

now for the 3rd abortion story....

"honey, jialat liao!!" panic a bitchy troll. "honey, u hear what i said or not?"

lover: simi dai ji!! so early u kow peh cow bu for fuck!!

b t: my grand auntie din come today u know....chum leh!! she comes every month...this time no cum how??

lover: just phone her and ask her to get her butts over lor...dun disturb leh...last night u drain all my juices oredi...no more battery dear...let me sleep.

siao liao!! another murder in the making......

a year later....

another morning, another repeat of last year drama: MY GRAND AUNTIE DIN COME AGAIN....HOW???

and u won't believe it. the next year, it happens again. all in, this bitchy troll had murdered 3 unborn foetuses but she wasn't convicted or hanged.

i bet next year she would yell again:

DEAR, MY GRAND AUNTIE DIN COME....YES, AGAIN!! HOW HUH? HOW LEH?:p

alamak!! apologies to all the ladies. pai seh!! we left our the horny machoman who has much to blame too.

WHY HE DIN DON A CONDOM?

probable reasons:

1. too cheapskate to buy
2. more intense sensation
3. impromptu feeling or horniess and throw everything to the wind
4. just being stupid and irresponsible.

go ahead. ANALYse the scenario.

ANALysis time.

WHY MOMMY? WHY??......this time, our aborted foetus in spiritual realm began to question this too: WHY DADDY? WHY? WHY DIN U DON AN UMBRELLA? CONDOM SO EXPENSIVE MEH??

ANALYsis time:

who is or are the murderer(s)?
1. the mistress who's mommy's good pal
2. the daddy
3. mommy dear
4. ALL OF THEM.