Friday, September 18, 2009

BB's going home tonight

at the strike of midnite tonite, BB's going home. it's the end of the HUNGRY GHOST FESTIVAL. there would be intense burning of incense papers and offerings. it would be a smoky foggy nite. it would also be a last chance for bb to play with the bitch who stole bb's daddy and caused mommy to ve an abortion due to severe depression while pregnant with poor bb

tonite is 30th of the 7th Lunar Month (in engrish date, it's 18 sep 2009).

all ghosts, spirits and hell officials would have to return to the underworld at exactly midnite.

bb is very sad. bb still witnessing the evil bitch trying her game at seducing a messiah of the circus of clowns. bb is wondering....wondering what would her own teletubbies kids call her new lover. the teletubbies would be confused. they already got a biological father they call DADDY. now they have to call another strange bf of their bitchy mom DADDY. how come they have 2 daddies?

and worst, the 2 teletubbies are together. but now they would have to be separated: one lives with the original daddy while the other goes to live with bitchy mom and bf who's now their new pirated daddy. so which daddy is really DADDY?

as for BB, BB is sad but after this story, bb knows that the guilt conscience (if that bitchy troll has one) would live with it till her last breathe. anyway, there's always a next time. yep! next year, next HUNGRY GHOSTS FESTIVAL, the hell gate would be opened again and bb shall be back. BB shall be back. bb misses bb's poor own biological mom who hasn't gotten over the loss of bb. instead she's always depressed and grieved terribly at the loss of bb.

this is a very strange world. the oppressed remains sad while the evil troll is seducing more men with her FLIRT&DESTROY skill. why are men so foolish and do not see beyond their LUST?

are most of them possessed a brain in their testicles instead of in their head? u know, their blainjuices are at the small dickhead most of the time instead of the head on their shoulder?

really strange wacky world bb would never understand cos bb didn't even live past 10 months before bb has now become a lost little miserable wondering spirit....

mommy, please take care and try to be happy. bb is leaving this midnite and hope to be back next year unless someone could enlighten bb to head for the light leading to the next realm. i doubt that would ever is still a bb spirit with very limited understanding....mommy, bye. bb shall miss u...bye, mommy, bye!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009


THE GIVING TREE by Shel SilversteinShare
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By Shel Silverstein

Once there was a tree……
And she loved little boy.
And every day the boy would come
And he would gather her leaves
And make them into crowns and play king of the forest.
He would climb up her trunk And swing from her branches
And when he was tired, he would sleep in her shade.
And the boy loved the tree…..
Very much..
And the tree was happy.
But time went by,
And the boy grew older.
And the tree was often alone.
Then one day the boy came to the tree and the tree said:
–”Come, Boy, come and climb up my trunk and swing from my branches and eat apples and play in my shade and be “happy”
–“I am too big to climb and play”said the boy. “I want to buy thing and have fun. I want some money. Can you give me some money?”
–”I’m sorry” said the tree,”but I have no money. I have only leaves and apples. Take my apples, Boy, and sell them in city. Then you will have money and you’ll be happy”
And so the boy climb up the tree and gathered her apples and carried them away.
And the tree was happy…
But the boy stayed away for a long time…… and the tree was sad.
And then one day the boy came back and the tree shook with joy, and she said:
–”Come, Boy come and climb up my trunk and swing from my branches and eat apples and play in my shade and be “happy”..
–“I am too busy to climb trees,” said the boy. “I want a house to keep me warm,” he said. “I want a wife and I want children, and so I need a house. Can you give me a house?”
–“I have no house” said the tree. The forest is my house.” said the tree “but you may cut off my branches and build a house. Then you will be happy”
And so the boy cut off her branches and carried them away to build a house.
And the tree was happy.
But the boy stayed away for a long time……and the tree was sad.
And when he came back, the tree was so happy she could hardly speak.
–“Come, Boy” she whispered, “Come and play”
–“I am too old and sad to play.”said the boy. “I want a boat that will take me away from here. Can you give me a boat ?”
–“Cut down my trunk and make a boat,” said the tree. “Then you can sail away…… and be happy.”
And so the boy cut down her trunk
And made a boat and sailed away.
And the tree was happy…..But not really.
And after a long time the boy came back again.
–“I am sorry, Boy,”said the tree, “but I have nothing left to give you
— My apples are gone.”
–“My teeth are too weak for apple,”said the boy.
–“My branches are gone,” said the tree.”You cannot swing on them—”
–”I am too old to swing on branches” said the boy.
–“My trunk is gone,” said the tree.“You cannot climb—-”
–”I am too tired to climb,” said the boy.
–“I am sorry” sighed the tree. “I wish that I could give you something… but I have nothing left. I am just an old stump. I am sorry…”
–“I don’t need very much now” said the boy. “just a quiet place to sit and rest. I am very tired”
–“Well” said the tree, straightening herself up as much as she could, “well, an old stump is good for sitting and resting.
Come, Boy, sit down…and rest.”
And the tree was happy..

The end.
The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein (1964, first edition)

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

seriously, how did MERLION come about?

i wanted to start a new thread on this but hell! let's lump all these folklore (or tourist conjob in one thread).


it's just like what kumar, the drag queen quoted: he has the female inside him but the male hanging outside!


#1, there is no LION. pronto!
#2, there is definitely no MERMAID. we have many ugly bitches but mermaids? wait long long!

and how could a LION mate with a MERMAID to give u a progeny called MERLION? siao is it!!?

so singapore is a concity and cooks up something so preposterous just for the sake of conning the tourists over.

i used to have foreign visiting pals asking me, "how and what is a merlion come about?"

being a joker, i just shoot them with this story:

er...u see we used to have a horny lion ( bo bian, only african plains got LIONS not here) and a bitchy mermaid. they fell in love and mated. that was how their baby MERLION was born. later, the LION quarrelled with the MERMAID. he ate her up, got choked by her bones and both perished which left our icon MERLION as the sole survivor.

do u wanna know why our famous late orang utan bitch was named after a guy's name, AH MENG?

seriously, how did singapore get its name?

did sang nila utama really see a singa or lion? in south east asia, how could there possibly be a LION roaming around and so coincidentally found its way to singapore and again so coincidentally spotted by sang nila utama.

he thought he saw a singa (malay word for lion) and hence name our country SINGAPURA or LION CITY. but was it really a lion he saw? could there be another version to our story how the name SINGAPURA or SINGAPORE being evolved?

there were plenty of wild boars roamin in our country during that time. could it be a wild boar utama see?

if it were really a wild boar, then perhaps our country should be name BABIPURA or PIGAPORE.

confusing as it seem, our gov just couldn't be bothered to straighten all this ??? marks out just like leaving it to remain a myth as in tamasick's fairy tales "happily ever after".