meow! what a pussy charmed life i m having!!
3 cans of FRISKIES cost $3.65. 2 bags of 5pkts ea MYOJO instant noodles cost $3.65,
a pussy eats $1.21 FRISKIES a meal while a human eats only 36c instant noodle each meal.
next life better a pussy than a human!
one pal of mine feeds his fat pussy FRISKIES. at the special offer price of 3 cans for $3.65, it lasts the most 3 days.
another retrenched pal feeds himself with instant noodles, at 2bags (total 10 pkts) offered price of $3.85, it can provide him with 10 meals.
compare 10 meals for a human to 3 meals to a pussy. 36c vs 1.21. pussy life is definitely better than a human.
has singapore deteriorated to such a state? this is our SWISS standard? perhaps it's SWISS for pussy. what irony!
if we are going to measure human life vs pussy with bread - yes, roti, then human fare even worst than pussy. cost of roti fr NTUC $1.10 cheapest version and suppose to last for about 5 days. and sorry, pussy doesn't eat bread. it will eat however if u plaster the bread lavishly with canned goose liver. now go check the price of a can of goose liver probably french foi gras.
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